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herb wrote a new blog post: Commentary From Brooklyn Decker: Goddamn It, My Husband Wants To Have Sex Again. 1 year, 1 month ago
Jesus Christ, it’s 2:33am and my husband, Andy Rodick, just woke me up and gave me his bedroom eyes while moving his hand up my thigh.
It’s like, can’t this guy give me a break, the reason I got married was so that I wouldn’t have to have sex, or as he calls it “make love”
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herb wrote a new blog post: Letter To The Editor From Zooey Deschanel 1 year, 1 month ago
Dear Editor,
Since my new movie, Your Highness opened today I have been recieving multiple questions about whether or not I have had a boob job. I don’t know the answer to this question so I was wondering if you could do some investigative journalism and find out for me.
Ok, thanks, bye.
Zooey
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herb wrote a new blog post: Letter To The Editor From Katrina Bowden 1 year, 1 month ago
Dear Editor,
So I was just named Esquire magazines sexiest woman alive. I’m not really too sure how I feel about this honor, or even if it is an honor for that matter. Does anyone even read Esquire anymore? I thought it was a magazine for nerds and dudes that couldn’t get girls. Basically I feel
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herb wrote a new blog post: On Mediocrity 1 year, 7 months ago
I feel like my friends are all doing better in life then me. They all have real jobs with great futures ahead of them, they have everything that I want and it is hard for me not to feel jealous or even resentful towards them. I worked just as hard as they did in College,
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herb wrote a new blog post: Elle’s Dirt: My First University Hookup 1 year, 7 months ago
It was September, I was 18 and fresh out of High School and now into University. It was going to be a fresh start, I had broken up with my boyfriend over the summer so now there was nothing holding me back. I was going to make sure that my University experience was going to
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